No warranties, either expressed or implied, are hereby given. The user assumes all responsibility for damages resulting from the use of this site, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system abends, headaches, labor strike, floods, fires, random lightning strike, shark attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, pepsi syndrome, stuck keys, low or high frequency random noise, stale cheetos, local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure, invasion, hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction surfaces, comic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive electronic components, windstorms, infuriated chickens, quantum detanglement, premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant uprisings, WTF whiplash, artillery bombardment, explosions, cave-ins, tin foil hat failure, contact lens creep, dog bites, uncharged fire extinquishers, published material of high strangeness or low quality, invasion by extraterrestrial entities, excessive heat from heaps of horse manure, conspiracy overload, frogs falling from the sky or pizza orders that arrive without that little plastic thing that keeps the box lid from sticking to the cheese topping.

This is not a MASH unit for blown minds. There are no do overs, refunds or exchanges. Cash value 1/20th of nothing.